Reasons I know God is NOT a woman....

This list is for all the feminists out there who actually think God is a female. No WAY Jose. Or I guess I should say No way Josefina.

1. Periods (and not the kind at the end of the sentence)
2. Morning sickness
3. Stretchmarks
4. PMS
5. Menopause
6. Vericose veins
7. Slime in the ice machine (aka ovulation)
8. Bikini lines
9. Cellulite
10. Childbirth (I mean the size of a kids head and the size of other "areas" don't exactly match up...
11. Pap Smears

I'm just saying....

Note to Capt Wonderful: You should buy a calendar. On that calendar every month should be a week with red X's. During that week you should def use your NICE VOICE when you talk to your wife and "ok honey" and "whatever YOU say honey" should be said ALOT. Just trying to help you out...honey.

Demerits for Absenteeism

Shame Shame Shame....know, I know , I know....I've been absent. But never fear, deer season is around the corner and I will have bookoos of free time to catch up. In the meantime, I've hooked this sucker up to update with my facebook status's to entertain you all until then.

Enjoy.

Sarijane :)