Reasons I know God is NOT a woman....

This list is for all the feminists out there who actually think God is a female. No WAY Jose. Or I guess I should say No way Josefina.

1. Periods (and not the kind at the end of the sentence)
2. Morning sickness
3. Stretchmarks
4. PMS
5. Menopause
6. Vericose veins
7. Slime in the ice machine (aka ovulation)
8. Bikini lines
9. Cellulite
10. Childbirth (I mean the size of a kids head and the size of other "areas" don't exactly match up...
11. Pap Smears

I'm just saying....