I had the privilege of watching him last night. I'm cooking dinner and he's in the back yard with Captain Wonderful and all of a sudden Captain Wonderful brings him to the door (butt naked from the waist down....my nephew, not Captain Wonderful) and tells him:
CW: "You need to tell Aunt Sari what you did...
Nephew: "Uuummm...I crapped on the porch..."
CW: " You heard him"
Nephew: "Because I didn't wanna sit on the toilet and I didn't wanna go in my pants"
Me: (to Capt Wonderful) "If I have to clean up the dogshit you should have to clean up the kidshit"
I have to yell the last part of that sentence since Captain Wonderful is sprinting down the driveway.....