- Allergy to demerol=throwing up down side of face during the entire labor (apparently
Satanthe OB can't read either. Hello. I'm allergic you jackass.)
- Inducing with Potocin=12 hours of straight pushing contracting labor with
continuousintermittent panic crying spells where I may or may not have started hating certain people
- Hater devil obstetrician=no epidural (I spent many years plotting revenge)
- 2 weeks over due date=10 lb, 23 inch kid (with jacked up head)
I came across this picture the other day that proves my point. This is the standard newborn picture that they take in the hospital once the baby is born. Notice what is so tall that it is out of the picture....? Yep. His
Flash forward to 16 years later. His head ended up turning out ok though. Now we worry about the inside of what's going on with his head instead of the outside. Sometimes I would take a conehead over dealing with the way a 16-year old thinks. When does something that makes me think "Huh? Seriously?", I remind myself that they told me not to push. Oh, and that caning is not legal in the US (STILL?!).