This one if for my ya-ya, because she is having a bad day and has an extremely sensitive smeller :)
Signs for Spin Class Door:
"If you have gas, please pass, on this class"
Here is another one:
"Matthew McConaughey you are not, please wear deodorant, your pits wreak like gut rot"
"Warning: If everyone in the row behind you falls off their bike either A.) You need an enema or possibly a roto-rooter...or B.) You have BO....bad....go back to you commune.
**Public Service Announcements brought to you by the people in the rows behind you. Thank you.
4 hours ago